lowest tech possible

I bet pretty much nobody in the city could undercut my lowly tech situation at work:

I'm running:
- 15" lcd - max res 1024*768 (true color luckily!)
- ye old worldie clicky compaq keyboard and clicky clicky scroll wheel mouse (ball type, not optical)
- locked down Win XP pro - no command line, no mappin network drives, no installin anything without seven months of testing by the IT admins first
- telnet sessions on Unix servers (via some 1980's lookin windows telnet
client).

mmmm lucky me :-)